20
Jan
09

ain’t that america?

america

I’d say it is.

You know what else is America? I just heard on WTOP that a 68-year-old woman got hit by a train at Gallery Place-Chinatown, and she’s alive and kickin’. She now replaces Chuck Norris and Dick Cheney as someone you should fear.

“Getting hit by a train doesn’t make her dead, it makes her angry she’s missing the Inauguration.”

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3 Responses to “ain’t that america?”


  1. 1 Another Paige
    January 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    If it helps, a member of the White family got hit by a coal train and only needed a few stitches… Why is it that the invincible people are always the ones that shouldn’t be?

  2. 2 girlofwords
    January 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    That. Is. Awesome.

  3. 3 Another Paige
    January 21, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Actually the most awesome thing about this particular White is that he chose not to reproduce. And for that I will be eternally grateful.


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