life with my sister


A conversation through BlackBerry Messenger:

Ashlea: OK…so this A-HOLE that’s living in our old house is at it again.
Ashlea: He called almost crying that the gas leak wasn’t fixed. But Herb cannot get anyone up to fix it until tomorrow morning!!!!
Ashlea: There’s NO OTHER OPTION. So I told him to get out and get a hotel room and send the bill to me.
Ashlea: Siiiiigh.
Jacque: How does he know it isn’t working???
Ashlea: No…Herb couldn’t fix that part til tomorrow.
Ashlea: So he’s in total panic.
Jacque: Jesus.
Jacque: Was he a Pussy McVagina when you rented to him?
Ashlea: We didn’t know it at the time, but he’s got a bigger vag than Mrs. Duggar.
Jacque: Hahahahahahaha
Ashlea: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Ashlea: That may have been one of the best quotes of my life. 😀
Ashlea: That was clutch.
Ashlea: Seriously. That’s gotta be put on something. Ur blog page maybe.


4 Responses to “life with my sister”

  1. 1 Mom
    December 19, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    This is so typical of the conversations between the two of you. Every time you two get together it’s a Smother’s Brothers’ routine. Can’t wait for you all to be together at Christmas! Incidentally, that guy is a big _____ina.

  2. 2 girlofwords
    December 19, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    You can call him a vag, Mom. 🙂 He sounds like a vag.

  3. 3 Ann
    December 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    I dont know what’s funnier, Ashlea calling the guy a vag, or you saying “You can call him a vag, Mom” 🙂

  4. 4 The Original Paige(tm)
    December 19, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    The latter.

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