24
Oct
08

epic hoax fail

Police: Campaign Volunteer Made Up Attack Story

Dear Ashley Todd,

The next time you attempt to kick your own ass and carve a letter in your face, don’t be in front of the mirror. You got the B backwards, you pig. And the next time you attempt to kick your own ass and carve a letter in your face, blame someone other than “the token black man.” Not cool, ham hock. Not cool.

Love,

America

PS: I hope you hide quickly because John McCain’s gonna be PISSED. And you’re not going to like him when he’s pissed. Your sad attempt at kicking your own ass will pale in comparison.

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11 Responses to “epic hoax fail”


  1. October 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Have we learned nothing from Morton Downey Jr when it comes to using a mirror image to brand yourself?

    Come on people!

  2. 2 girlofwords
    October 24, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Fail.

    Epic, epic FAIL.

    Seriously … she couldn’t find a friend to cut her face for her?

  3. 3 girlofwords
    October 24, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    PS: Excellent, excellent Morton Downey Jr. reference, sir. Bravo!

  4. October 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    I feel like such a loser for not noticing sooner that the ‘B’ was backwards. But I saw a great blog comment about this: “Now it’s safe for 6′ 4″ 200-lb dyslexic black men to leave the house”

    TW (who was too short to have been considered a suspect )
    p.s. I thought Susan Smith was in prison 🙂

  5. 5 girlofwords
    October 24, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Hahahaha! TW. It’s true. Let the dyslexic black men out to party!!

  6. October 24, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    I wonder if her ‘B’ is going to scar.
    If anyone asks, she can say it stands for “Bonehead.”

  7. October 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    She’s the white Tawana Brawley.

  8. 8 girlofwords
    October 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    She’s in holding now in Pittsburgh for mental evaluation. My thought? Reeeeeeally?

  9. October 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    The friggin’ Susan Smith of politics

  10. 10 F. D. Berfle
    October 29, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    It turns out she’s a Ron Paul supporter who only pretended to be a McCain volunteer. WTF. Who does that?

  11. October 29, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Yeah, that’s a good question.

    She’s … disturbed, to say the least.


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