like this guy’s gonna be hard to find

Yeah, be on the lookout for the morbidly obese guy wearing a Playboy bunny hat. I’d start by checking out the local pizzerias or O’Charley’s.

FBI seeks help in catching ‘Playboy Bandit’

He even has a name … Sigh. He sort of reminds me of Grimace, but he isn’t purple. If he was purple, case solved.


7 Responses to “like this guy’s gonna be hard to find”

  1. October 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    yeah, and that picture shows WAY too much of his chest… button up your shirt, chotchy!

  2. 2 Richard Whackman
    October 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Excuse my ignorance, but who’s “Grimace”? They usually nab these kind of guys pretty quickly.

  3. 3 girlofwords
    October 8, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I hope this works … this is Grimace.


    He’s a McDonaldland character. Oafish. According to our friends at Wikipedia:

    Grimace is a large, purple anthropomorphic being of indeterminate species with short arms and legs. One theory is that Grimace is a large, walking, talking taste-bud. He is known for his slow-witted demeanor. His most common expression is the word “duh”. Originally, Grimace was the “Evil Grimace”, with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes. After that first campaign, the character was revised to be one of the “good guys”, and his number of arms was reduced by two. Commercials and merchandise generally portrayed him as a well-meaning simpleton, whose clumsy antics provided a comic foil to Ronald McDonald. The character was retained after the streamlining of the characters in the ’80s.

  4. October 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    That guy in the picture with the Playboy hat: isn’t he part of Tony Soprano’s crew?


  5. 5 girlofwords
    October 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Possibly, possibly. Which means he’s likely already dead.

  6. October 9, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Oh yeah, he’s stealth.

  7. 7 girlofwords
    October 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Yeah … how could you MISS this guy is what I’m asking. But then again, it’s Chicago. There’s probably any number of people who look EXACTLY like this one.

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