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Sep
08

they’re just pants, douchebag

Some days, there just isn’t enough duct tape in the world to hold the pieces of my head together.

$54 Million ‘Pants’ Lawsuit Headed Back to Court

Here, let me make this as simple as possible.

THEY’RE PANTS.

They’re not worth $54 at this point, much less $54 MILLION.

Hey, D.C. … if you want to save some time, I get paid next Friday. I’ll take this waste of human life to Nordstrom and buy him any pair of pants he wants. You just pay me what it would take to hear his appeal and we’ll call it even.

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3 Responses to “they’re just pants, douchebag”


  1. 1 Carissa
    September 12, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    I immediately thought of you when I hear this case was headed back to court. I have some dry cleaning to pick up…maybe I’ll get lucky and they’ll lose a piece

  2. 2 Carissa
    September 12, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Ummm…yeah, that would be “heard”.

  3. September 12, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Grammar self-policing is cool 🙂 The worst part of this is that it’s happening to hard-working immigrants, but maybe I think that because I’m an immigrant too 🙂

    TW


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