In 20 minutes.
* Hey, New Orleans? GET OUT. Don’t be a hero. You aren’t going to win.
* Texas thinks it’s a good idea to give you a discount on your marriage license if you agree to go to counseling first. Silly, silly Texas.
* Why people think Sarah Palin is the second coming of the deity of your choosing.
* Various and sundry other things …
*A petting zoo … if the guy brings it by the house.