Getting what you pay for

Oh, yes, it’s ladies night …

Fake Chippendales Rip-off Crowd in Culpeper

I mean, I laughed really hard when I read this story for a lot of reasons, the least of which being that they were dressed like characters from “Top Gun.” Wow. 1987 called. It wants its sex symbols back.

Nobody thought to check out these guys before signing them to *cough* perform? I remember once, back in the day, I went to a “revue” at Club F-O-X in New Martinsville, and it was effin’ gross. I mean, greased up, mulleted, fake tanned skeezebags gyrating around like someone unleashed an unruly monkey in their pants. I didn’t pay for it. I don’t remember why I was there, but I vowed to never, ever see something like that in person … again.

But am I the only one who’s seeing this as the scenario in Culpeper?

I don’t know why, but I just have this feeling that’s what we were dealing with here.


4 Responses to “Getting what you pay for”

  1. 1 Paige
    August 1, 2008 at 6:45 am

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2 lifeisacookie
    August 1, 2008 at 8:45 am

    You said you didn’t pay for it — but I’m betting you have been paying for it ever since you saw the mullet mambo!!!

    Can a person wash their eyes out? 😉
    I’m so sorry you had to go through that!

  3. August 1, 2008 at 9:11 am

    No Offense Jacque, your description is what I would expect nightlife to be like in New Martinsville…. 😉

    Cookie- I love your “Mullet Mambo” Comment- Made me LOL at work!

  4. August 1, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Yeah, you can’t unsee any of that stuff.

    Erin … that is Club FOX. Except it was awesome at Thanksgiving last year when Angie and Mike and I went and there were Canadian tuxedos as far as the eye could see …

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