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(more) Reader Mail!

And the letters keep on rolling in …

Not one to be outdone by Dean and his discovery of this redneck wedding from hell, Ed G. from Harrisburg, Pa., sends along this gem:

Scattered, smothered, covered and hitched: Couple marries at Waffle House

It really CAN get worse.

It really CAN get worse.

DACULA – As the famous twang of Hank Williams Jr. blasted from an SUV stereo Friday afternoon, about 30 folks socialized, sipped soda and puffed on cigarettes.

No, this wasn’t a Fourth of July backyard barbecue. It was the run-up to a wedding.

In a Waffle House parking lot.

The lucky couple, George “Bubba” Mathis and Pamela Christian – both 23 and employees at the Dacula diner located at the Ga. Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange – wouldn’t have it any other way.

“I don’t know, it’s something different,” Mathis said while fixing his tie prior to the ceremony.

(Editor’s note: I highly suggest clicking on the link for a slide show I don’t have words to describe, other than to say it’s the single greatest collection of people smoking generic brand cigarettes I’ve ever seen.)

Sweet Ann from Charleston, W.Va., sends in a new one:

Metallic-Faced Man Caught Huffing In Public Again

WHEELING, W.Va. — A man with a nationally known mug shot and paint-covered face was arrested Tuesday for at least the seventh time on suspicion of huffing paint.

Patrick Tribett, 44, has been arrested on charges of huffing paint at least seven times. He’s had a history of huffing paint — and being caught — since 1998.

Police said they responded to a call on 12th and Chaplin streets in Wheeling around 8:40 p.m. and found Tribett with silver paint on his face. He was charged with inhaling intoxicants.

Seriously, why don\'t they just shoot him?

Seriously, why don't they just shoot him?

(Editor’s note: As evidenced by the photo above, man’s just tryin’ to live, y’all. Man’s just trying to live.)

Finally, The DC Feed reminds us all to vote — and drink — responsibly:

Obama vs. McCain: Raise a Glass to Your Favorite!
From SKYY Spirits:

The race to the White House has been one for the record books, as Senators Barack Obama and John McCain are now vying for the attention and the votes of millions of Americans. Even after an extended and thrilling season of primaries, the question remains – What will win out? Fresh innovation or promising experience? It will be a tough decision for many; but regardless of your choice, SKYY Spirits has created a much more digestible set of choices: Presidential Candidate Cocktails.

Barack!

Barack!

Johnny Mac!

Johnny Mac!


SKYY Spirits is toasting the campaign rallies, televised debates and political parties with two customized cocktails celebrating the 2008 Democratic and Republican presidential nominees. Obama’s youthful appeal is liquefied over Barack’s Rocks, while McCain’s outspoken attitude is served perfectly Straight Up!
So…sip on a SKYY Barack’s Rocks or a SKYY McCain Straight Up while you’re on the edge of your seat this political season. It’s the perfect time to raise your glass to our new presidential candidates and ride out the wave through November.

(Got something you’re itching to forward? Send it my way! girlofwords [at] gmail.com is the destination. Your find may end up here, where my six loyal readers can pass it along to other kids who probably should work harder.)

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