From today’s Charleston Daily Mail:
Man accused of burning woman with cooked ham
Authorities have summoned a man accused of burning a woman with a hot ham.
Kanawha County Sheriff’s deputies were called Thursday to an alleged domestic violence incident at a home on Tyler Lane in Alum Creek, according to a criminal complaint filed in magistrate court.
A woman told officers that her live-in boyfriend had shoved a hot, cooked ham onto her left leg, the complaint said.
Deputies identified the man as Rick Edmisten, 38.
The woman’s leg was discolored, police said.
Edmisten faces a possible charge of domestic battery, according to the complaint.
I miss home. Over here when people get into domestics, they just kill each other.
More entertaining is the comment under the story from someone using the screen name “Dear God …”:
And these people are considered a “swing state” for deciding our next president…hillarious.
Clearly, this guy missed the primary. No way West Virginia’s a swing state in this election.
But doesn’t it just make you want to go out and smack someone around with pork products?