This is an odd development … I was ready for work by 7:45. I didn’t even drag getting out of bed today. How ’bout that?
But to leave you with a little disturbed feeling before you get settled into your work day (and I get out the door and to 7-Eleven where I’m going to make sweet love to a Super Big Gulp of Diet Mountain Dew), check this story out.
… Um, gross.