One of my favorite phrases to toss around at my house is, “I’ll cut you.”
And, of course, I don’t mean it. Well, I haven’t really meant it yet. Only once I was I really close, but then he apologized and I realized I was being a bit irrational, so we watched “The Big Lebowski” and forgot about it.
But this woman in Florida? She meant it.
Wife accused of stabbing husband over hot dogs
Orange County, Florida — Now here is one you have to read.
An Orange County wife is accused of stabbing her husband after a fight over hot dogs for dinner.
Authorities say 28-year-old Alfreda Van Bladel made hot dogs for her husband, Anton, for dinner.
Apparently he snatched the plate from his wife. Authorities say that’s when she stabbed him in the shoulder with a steak knife.
They say he then grabbed a gun and pointed it to her head saying, “I’m going to kill you.”
Both were arrested and face a number of charges.
(For some mugshot goodness, click here.)
Maybe he would have preferred Hot Pockets instead.
Or a pot pie.
Mmm. Pot pie.