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Can I get a judge’s ruling on a few things here?
1. Am I the only one amused by “Marlborough man”?
2. I’ve been good to you, karma. I donate to sick kids. I help old ladies carry groceries to their 1979 Lincoln Continentals. WHY do I never get to see anything like this? You owe me, karma. It’s time to pay up.
3. I’m a bit concerned about the logic behind a man being naked and nothing between his entertainment center and liquid heated to 160 degrees but a 1/4-inch thick piece of Styrofoam.
Is it me or has there been a rash (pardon the pun) lately of naked people going through drive-thrus? Wouldn’t you think you’d read enough or hear enough on the radio that you’d glean the knowledge that NOBODY GETS AWAY WITH IT?!
(If anybody’s willing to put this to the test, e-mail me. I’ve got your bail money ready.)