Overheard this morning in line at CVS, 15th and K:
Girl (to disinterested boyfriend): Look at this Cosmo. Look at Demi Moore. She’s gross. She looks younger than I do and she’s like 50. Isn’t that disgusting?
Boyfriend: That’s Jennifer Connelly.
Girl: No, it’s not.
Boyfriend: It says it right there — Jennifer Connelly.
Girl. Well, whatever. Demi Moore is still gross. *giggle* What would you do without me?
Boyfriend (under his breath as she walks down the aisle to check something else out): Where do I start?