I’d say it is.
You know what else is America? I just heard on WTOP that a 68-year-old woman got hit by a train at Gallery Place-Chinatown, and she’s alive and kickin’. She now replaces Chuck Norris and Dick Cheney as someone you should fear.
“Getting hit by a train doesn’t make her dead, it makes her angry she’s missing the Inauguration.”
If it helps, a member of the White family got hit by a coal train and only needed a few stitches… Why is it that the invincible people are always the ones that shouldn’t be?
That. Is. Awesome.
Actually the most awesome thing about this particular White is that he chose not to reproduce. And for that I will be eternally grateful.