My new favorite couple

Meet David and Christa Wielechowski. My new favorite couple EVER.

They had a wedding … guests … a reception … the whole deal.

And they spent their wedding night in The Gray Bar Hotel.

I’ve been following this story since the day it was reported in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. It’s just so funny. It’s just so … Pittsburgh.

But today’s update is great. They were only kidding! They have a “penchant for slapstick antics.”

I’ve been mixed up in some chaos in my day, but this takes the cake. To get hauled away from your own wedding in cuffs gives me something to shoot for.

The bride who was jailed along with her groom after a wedding night brawl said yesterday the melee started when she stuck out her rear end for her husband to kiss during a boisterous argument in a hotel hallway. Instead, the intoxicated groom tapped her backside with his foot, the inebriated bride stepped forward onto her giant wedding gown and fell flat on her face. The groom then dropped four six-packs of bottled beer to the floor.

Seven. Shades. Of. Awesome.

I’m almost impressed

This guy …

has GIANT …

If it wasn’t my university directly involved, I’d be close to impressed for his complete defiance in spite of complete, total, abject failure.

Where else — other than West Virginia — would you find this?

Garrison, after WVU Faculty Senate’s no confidence vote: ‘I intend to keep moving forward’

If 50 million Elvis fans can’t be wrong, can 77 faculty senate members?

About 80 percent? You know, 80 percent of people who want to salvage what little reputation that place has left?

Clearly!

“It’s not exactly fair to just point to one thing without talking about all those other things.”

Yeah, you know, Skippy — you’d be right ordinarily. But this one? Woof. You picked a giant pooch to screw, pal.